Laziness is the deadbeat dad of invention

I am sure I will be writing more about this little theory later. I’ve thought about it for a long while; And am more and more convinced of the “truthiness” of it.

If Necessity is the mother…,

Laziness is the deadbeat dad of invention

-Tori Taiyo Johnson ©2020

I mean, just look at some of the great inventions of history…

Cheese –

I’m pretty sure it was some lazy person who forgot to drink the milk and when it curdled into a solid thought “hey, why not?” and ate it.

(This would equally hold “truthy” for all the great fermented inventions: wine, beer, stinky tofu, natto, and the list goes on)

Regardless of who it was invented by, the remote control was certainly invented for the lazy.

It’s high time for laziness to get the recognition it deserves.

So, in celebration of laziness and all it has achieved, is proud to present the “Laziness is the deadbeat dad of invention™” product line.